me nd my cougar gf
  • me: babe i love your necklace
  • gf: thats me Life Alert®
April 2nd, 2014 / 76,521 notes
misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

punacceptable:

*grabs my own ass* nice

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March 24th, 2014 / 208,301 notes
countrylove87:

h-ella:

fyeahmainer:

motivationintohabit:

I’ve never hit the reblog button so fast in my life.

This dog is 500% done


my favourite part is the second dog that attempts it
killtheteendream:

Lindsay Lohan, January 2007

saphira1334:

red-coffeemaker:

telapathetic:

america is just all the people europe didnt like

I guess you could say they were All American Rejects

DID U JUST

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March 24th, 2014 / 240,691 notes

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